Best Funny poems

The fever burns with fierce intensity
Threatening to consume us whole
Shallow breathing as we snuggle close
As the flames scorch your inner soul

Searching the center of your being
My hazel brown eyes smoldering and burn
The emotions you see in them
A reflection of the love you yearn

One deep kiss and the rage burns brighter
From your lips a moan as you whisper my name
Your heart is on fire
With another touch I stoke the flame

Your body transformed into a raging inferno
I continue to tease with a touch and a kiss
As our love continues to grow
Never have we known such beautiful bliss

Arms entangled and legs entwined
Hands interlocked as hips join and grind
Sweat covered bodies begin to shine
As your lips search hungrily for mine

This pleasure should almost be a crime
Passion like this could be a sin
Our love flows free like the sands of time
A river of honey flowing from within you

Your love all I ever want
Your kiss all I ever need
Please don't ever stop
Take me higher, My Love, I plead

Our hearts singing out the sweetest refrain
Moving together in the heat of the night
Our bodies consumed by this eternal flame
Letting the fever burn to its fullest height
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Eden
Rich be the soil in Lust's
sacred garden
From his sweet Eden's lips -

in salutation and complacency of
his idolatry and worship:
gracious chimes her

praise of glory otherworldly
Annexed and twined in their
banquet of of sweet loves rapture;

salacity surrendered in meadows
of carnality - as one: they weld
Derivative of their abounding pleasure:

amongst their artistry of
sins - to fruition comes a lush crescendo
of bountiful blessings
Rich then becomes their harvest in
Lust's sacred garden

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I cannot yet see the end of your sly game,
A cat or mouse affair
To lure the unaware
Into some snare of blame and shame.

I am too lately pagan as you know
And given to the erotic
And hedonist hypnotic
Places in the soul'searching rich flow.

Spirit and sex, so for centuries shriven
By Pentecostal patriarchs obscenely driven
To root out the root of procreation
By calling it degeneration.

Ludicrous at best but then why cling
To such an inhuman sensualist thing?
Yet there you stand or sit or lie

And keep your hidden urgings nigh
As if enemies to your pride
When yet desire naked lover beside.
Why so silent, why masked?

You are not Atlas with a world tasked
Against the pleasures you might find
Within the confines of your mind
And release them, word and deed,
And discover where they may lead.

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Rendezvous of The Reckless
24 hours to go

before concluding another year
let's celebrate all our questionable habits
and toss them into a collective orgy
before taking silent vows

to curb these unstoppable impulses
and recognize the wreckage
of many years before
and the cyclical attempts to snap out of it.

For tonight,
let's get into leather and lace
you name the place
where we can congregate
with poisons of our choice
that will encourage
our destructive behaviour
to run rampant
in one glorious extended fuck

with pants down
cocks out
pussies wet
unprotected
in homage to

the bacchanalian exploits
of another time.

I kiss you
you kiss him
she kisses you
let us be quartered

without a care
divided by tongues
and stuffed
by the dying passions

before we wilt back
to a civil sensibility.

Light the fireworks
taste the syrup
mingle in the flesh of others

be heard
grunt and moan
let the night explode
into streams of hot lava

take as many sips
to get the required fix
forget any shame
and do it again

until you collapse
into the heap
with all participants
and be greeted by the

morning light;
the possibility
that you can commit
this one to memory
and get growing.

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** Unforgettable Man

Well the end of the year is here...
This year...it was hell.
This year things were kept secret but those secrets didn't remain hidden long.


I was at a party...they excite me...but not as much reading poetry of another that can jump off a page and make you feel that pleasure as if their words were coarsing through your viens just to finally get you to come out of that coy shell you been concealing. Anyways...I was at a party...came in...greeted people who I havent seen in forever...catching up on old times, the usual...well that fun over...see the bottles of wine all scattered at each corner table...so I take the time to pour a glass. Sitting alone watching people converse with one another, laughing, talking...even saw some people eyeing each other as if they wanted that night to really end in a bang...saw bedroom doors being swung open and closed every hour or maybe minute on the dot...guess you can call me off standish, observant or nosey. But I guess you could say it some type of fun to me...seeing old lovers getting together walking away holding hands, then disappearing behind closed doors coming out with the look of guilt and some I guess you could say wanted more.. Well I'm watching, legs crossed, pretty red dress slowly sipping what i couldn't find again...then he caught me. A man about a good 5'8, brown hair, beautiful deep brown piercing eyes that I didnt want to look away from. He was some of familiar...someone who I knew the face but not the name. So I shrugged it off thought "I won't come by him again". So I finally got up and what I was enjoying I finally found again...the bottle I thought had got away. Went to reach for it. But another beat me to the last drop, when I looked up it was him....my observer. He said " sorry"

I said " it's fine, I'll find another.

Then I felt his hand grab my wrist and he said " funny...I thought you would remember me." I got lost for a moment in his smile, those beautiful dimples...really had me in a trance. Until finally I was able to snap back into reality and said " was I suppose to remember you"? He laughed and said "well that one night we had together thought it at least left a memory". I was confused for the moment, caught off guard until suddenly...I remember...he was the man...the man who made me feel something...something so unforgettable...that even my body remembers his firm yet gentle touches of the night that he wasn't just no fuck and go...he was a love maker...one who can make you feel fucked and loved at the same time but knew that after he was done, he was sure to leave something behind on your heart to make you never forget him. Love in The night, Fucked in the morning, thief in the afternoon. That night...that moment...he told me up close and personal..." you say you forgot me...but tonight...I'll make sure that I'll be a lasting memory." After that moment he left me breathless and in that night by the time I knew it I wasn't observing anymore. I was the one disappearing behind closed doors. ***********************************************

The Need, The Feed, The Please
Lay as you come to worship my bronze kissed form
On sheets adorned with soft rose petals
Soft hands exploring gentle lands of passion

Eyes to eyes
Breath to breath



Make love to my mind in deep lines
Surrendering my temple unto her womanly designs
No better feeling to be entwined
As loss of time
Her palms up my gentle thighs



Spreading me as gently as a soft breeze
Her supple naked body between her fate
My destiny
Our rapture



Soles of my feet curled around her neck
Mm...her finger sampling her gourmet feast
Exploring deeper the realm of my Sacral Charka
Her lips tasting the essence of Heaven



Poetic jousting coating her fingertips
Gyrating my pussy, her domination
Echoes of laced filled soft mummurs
Submitting my mind, my body to her ministrations

Past the fifth dimension she takes this journey of me
Suspending us as we become as one
Tongue sailing inside the seventh wonder of my Chi
Mm…deeper and deeper, relishing in my carnal yearning for her

Burying her tongie Inside my soft folds
The tip licking upon the wet mouth of my soul
As I moan out her name
Her tongue dipping, slipping
Flogging my clit, bathing my slit

My impatient fingers joining the wicked foray
Arching my back
Her oral dance scaling my inner sanctum
My fingers escaping inside her mouth

Feeding off my taste, her want, my need
Arresting her face between the cocoon of my inner thighs
Seesawing my pussy up and down
The curvature of her soft pinkish fetish

Slipping in and out
Drinking from the wet fountain of my youth
Palming her head for surrendering my soul to her, only her
Back bent, emotions spent
Slowly and slower gyrations of motions

Her tongue reaping the famished reward of tasting
Her oral affection unmeasured
Serenading my body within
Her biggest cheering fan behind her art of pleasure
Closing my eyes to the calling of physical joviality
The twisting current of her soft tongue
Sailing in the wet ocean of my depth deeper
Pussy hole, sleeker

Oh, sweet mercy
Clenching my hips in rapture
Tongue dancing inside by lust
Drools of passion

Seeps of wetness
My essence pulsating
Her tongue funneling
My wet walls locked onto her teasing dance

Pussy releasing
Onto the need
The hungry need of her speed
Freeing the core of lover’s true devotion
Staining the craving of her tongue

Back flapping upon silk covering
Oh…yes…yes…kiss upon my Genie’s lamp
Soothe the tidal wave that has overtaken
Last kiss of contentment upon my mound of bliss
Sighs rang in the bliss of aftermath
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What is a Cocoa? Mix

It is a sweet treat
To sip or dip your fingers in
Best when warm

To put whip cream on
Licking off the cream from bottom to top
Covering the whole mouth

Tongue cleans the lips
Bit by bit till reach the sweet morsel
That lies beneath the lips



At which time Cocoa moans
Thrusting up to meet the tongue
Covering face with the cream that was not licked off

Reaching down grabbing my manhood
Kissing the valet soft tip
Rubbing the shaft while lips kissing the sides

Gently quizzing the sack
Waiting a fresh batch of whipped cream

By nutbuster ******************************************

Walk Through The Fire
Walk through the fire with me
Feel its burning
Our burning
The temperature rises
The fire passes through our eyes
As we intently look into each other
Its more than lust
More than passion
Its a feeling we both share
That comes from the two of us
A combination of hearts
Of souls
Melting in the fire
Mixing

Ingredients meant to be
Bringing a new taste of love
A new completion
Where a kiss
A touch
Has new meaning
Creation born of two lovers
Rebirth of feeling

Of the truest fire
Walk through this fire with me
Become what our hearts want
Our souls feel
What our bodies need
Let us burn with passion
Cry out in love

Cuddle the world away
Within sensual kisses
Whispering touches

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Endless Love
Poem inspired by the song Endless Love

By
Lionel Richie and Diana Ross

ME

Two hearts that beat as one
Tender words spoken, easier said than done
Caution thrown to the wind
Emotions and feelings, absence of the mind, must now solely fend
Euphoric rush just around the bend
Hold tightly and steadfast to your slipping end
Allow me to silently suspend, and emotionally recommend
As one make amends
Words mingled, whispered, entwined
Eight, creeping to a celestial nine
Then I’m a goner
No longer a loner
Layers of uncertainty removing, as intense desire is brewing
Bodies submerged unto one, breathlessly moving
Sentiments riding to the passionate music of a silken infiltrating groove
No time to lose
Too many peaks one must climb for a mental muse
Bodies in harmony, making you mine
Come rain or shine
Reeling in that casting emotional line
No measure of time for this moment to define
No commands, no demands
A boastfully, slam bam ram, and let’s repeat ma’am

HIM

Two hearts that beat as one
Victory has been won, moved on
How did you get here
This space should be empty, no more tears, no lonely fears
Close my eyes, yet there you are
I left you over the moon, arrow broken, yet I’m falling for a shooting star
Mind to mind
To error is human to forgive is divine
Not on my time
Cupid has other engagements to comfort the mind, as I mentally unwind
Arms of discontent within
Have taken a nose dive, and then did a complete 360 spin
No longer wanted, you must seek comfort elsewhere for your carnal sins

ME

Two hearts that beat as one
This time, I won’t run
The world to me has been blessed and given
No mental heartbeat, as I’m physically living


HIM

Two hearts that beat as one
Umm, I always did like the taste of sweet Butter Rum
As you’re taking me over the throne of my Kingdom come
And then some
I can’t resist your charms


ME

And I cannot resist your arms
You’re every step I make
Every breath I take
No masquerades, no debates

HIM
Then let’s not wait
I’m off at eight
You know what to anticipate
Silk sheets ready

ME
Yes, all you have to do, is parade yourself in all your splendid glory and steer your tower of power quite steady
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